Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
