do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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