dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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