YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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