Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
no you cant smoke seaweed
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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