ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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