So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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