Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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