I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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