"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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