Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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