never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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