the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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