The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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