sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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