remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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