The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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