just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
4 words: hood of his car
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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