Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Holy sore nipples Batman
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
