there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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