Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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