Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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