Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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