I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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