I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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