spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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