i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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