i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
and eventually we just all took our pants off
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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