you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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