alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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