i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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