she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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