i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
