My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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