he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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