My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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