what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
