I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
