Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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