I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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