your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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