That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Four minutes until I can fart!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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