singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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