she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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