i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
this is an emotional support booty call
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
