I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
In America we eat man semen.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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