I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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