ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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