You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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