butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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