During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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