just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ladies don't puke and tell
How drunk are you?
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