I'm jealous of your bromance
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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